The Cliché Chic Translator (Mildly sexist)

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 17, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-17-02
He's not my type...
Translated: He doesn't seem like the type that will provide the spousal abuse I so obviously want.
Mmmm....he's cute.
Translated: He's the perfect candidate for the "fuck 'em and chuck 'em" club.
Ugh, what a geek!
Translated: He's the perfect guy for me, but my low self-esteem forces me to date jerky assholes instead.