God layeth the smackdown on Funk

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 18, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-18-02
God takes matter into his own hands...
Funk, I'm taking over your comics and using them to spread my word.
Legs are better for spreadin'.
Funk, you're pathetic. Do you know why I created you?
Someone has to have the largest penis in the world. Guess I just got lucky.
Fine. I'm taking your penis back and giving it to a Japanese man.
NOOOO! Like Mt. Versuvius, my penis will lie dormant, never to erupt again...