Jesus tries stand-up

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 20, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-20-02
Jesus takes the stage...
Why did the Samaritan cross the road?
Oh! I know! To help that crippled injured man!
Hell no! There was only one good Samaritan, and this guy ain't him. This Samaritan crossed the road to rape a woman.
Jesus, that's not very funny.
...the woman was really a guy?
Still not funny.