One-upmanship

Author: G0dItself

Date: October 13, 2007

by G0dItself
10-13-07
You have a ridiculous religion with your three gods (Father, Son, and Holy Ghost). Islam is the true monotheism with just one God.
You don't understand the trinity... And at least we don't have our prophet riding up to heaven on a horse!!!
But you have Mary ascending body and all up to heaven!!! What are the odds of that?
Well, what about all your virgins that supposedly await you in heaven? That sounds pretty ridiculous to me!!!
Aargh... You both have it wrong. Its all about the noodly appendage of the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" (or FSM). Save yourself by becoming a Pastafarian pirate!!