Oh, the irony of parenting

Author: G4ce

Date: February 21, 2004

by G4ce
2-21-04
This is what happens when you give birth to J Lo
I need an ass implant.
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
This is what happens when you give birth to Madonna
I have a sudden urge to have sex with a woman!
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
This is what happens when you give birth to Jessica Simpson
I wonder if this is fish or chicken. It says chicken of the sea!
I'm not even gonna ask.