HNEWS85's final newscast II

Author: GNICKX

Date: April 26, 2004

by GNICKX
4-26-04
So, what gave you the idea to do this?
... you pigs come to my country and take over my people. And you ask me WHY? Now you must pay.
That gave me a boner.
OOOH. TRIPLE DECKER BURN.
........that noise didn't come from my butt.