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by GRAMTOKER
2-21-04
Ok just stay calm....
You can do this, just relax....
?
Oh God please....please...
Too high to face a squirrel is never a good thing
Awww....DAMN !!
Bitch you can't fool me, I saw your eyes move PUNK! Now hurry up and bust out some peanuts before i bite your other nut!

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-22-04
Huh? I'm not your dawg...What the....WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
BITCH? who you callin' BITCH?? Take a look genius, I'm a MALE dog!...
What's that??
At least it's not as bad as what he said to me. He told me that I'm nothing but PUSSY to him...
...You hear me BITCH? I said you better be sellin' that PUSSY and hurry up makin' MY money!
That's it Huggybear... You'se a dead man now...

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-22-04
Yo Mama's so short when she sits on a curb her feet dangle
Yo Mama's so black I lost her in a shadow
Yo Mama's so short you can see her feet in her driver's license
Yo Mama's so black, when i shot at her last night the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo Mama's so short Midgets look at her and say "DAAAYUMMMM"
Yo Mama's so black, Lightning Bugs follow her during the daytime

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-22-04
Yo Mama's so fat, her stretchmarks broke
Yo Mama's so short she models Wedding Cakes
Yo Mama's so fat she has to take off her pants just to get into her pockets
Yo Mama's so short she Poses for Trophies
Yo Mama's so fat, when I told her to haul ass, she had to make 2 trips
Yo Mama's so short she takes the Dashboard to work

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-22-04
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick, when she looked at a map, she saw people waving
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a boogar out of George Washington's nose
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she can burn ants at night
Yo Mama's so fat when she jumped into the air, she got stuck
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick you can see the back of her skull
Yo Mama's so fat Richard Simmons told her there's a fatter lady inside her trying to get out

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-23-04
Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time please"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick, when i asked her what color my eyes were she said pupil
Yo Mama's so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the fat bitch
What did you just say?!
4 Months later...
You really don't remember what happened?
I'm.....I'm not sure....still can't remember..

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-24-04
In need for some money, she goes to her rich neighbors seeking odd jobs.
Hi I'm your next door neighbor and I was wondering if I can do any jobs for you for some extra money...
Well now let's see, if you'd like you can paint my porch. There's paint buckets inside the garage, just come back here when you are done.
20 minutes later, the rich man is surprised she is done considering the porch goes all the way around the house.
Huh? Back so soon? That was pretty quick young girl.
Oh yes, I even had enough paint to do 2 coats... Oh and by the way, it isn't a porch.....It's a LEXUS!
! ! ! ??

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-26-04
Hey look at these tracks, i wonder what they belong to?
These are definately BEAR tracks...
No...You are wrong! these tracks belong to DEER!
They both continued to argue when the TRAIN finally came and hit them

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-28-04
You have freed me from the magical bong, and for that thou shall be rewarded with one wish...make your wish now
Only one wish? Ok lets see... I wish to have a girl who has the looks of an innocent woman but deep down is a total slutface skank whore, pretty enough to make all my friends want her...
...a woman who is wild in bed and has no bounderies, she must be young but really knows how to give great head, will do anything you say and definately enjoys 3somes, anal, and swallows.
Sis??!
Hey buttmunch, how the hell did i get in your room?

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-29-04
Are you sure that's how it goes?
Of course I'm sure! ..... It goes, "One-Bitch, Two-Bitch, Dead-Bitch,.. Blue-Bitch..."
Wait... This is the same chick that doesn't eat BUFFALO right?
Yeah yeah, and then she goes, " I know it's TUNA but the can says CHICKEN of the Sea"! Is that a fuckin' riot or what?? heh heh I swear I almost pee'd in my air
Why are you so happy??
Because I just ate a bundle on my shark attacks by chompin' the dude who worked at GEICO

 

by GRAMTOKER
2-29-04
( wondering ) So what's the diff from readin people's comics here as to the front page?
whoa..... wtf?...
Sup peoples....
Yeah I'm still new to this site.... Saw a light on in here so i thought i'd come check out this forum. . .plus i'm sorta trippin right now so it's all good...
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. . . . damn it's bright in here.

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