The Comic Strip Oscars

Author: Gabe_PA

Date: March 23, 2003

by Gabe_PA
3-23-03
And The Oscar For Best Dumbass Goes To:Guy With Nails In Head.
Thank you For This Award I couldnt Have Done It Without Crack.
The Award For Best Paper Clip Is: Clippy
Bullshit,Bullshit,Bullshit. Im A Boy, Im A Real Boy Damnit. I Swear to God.
The Award for Best Drunken SideKick Is:Boozer.
Thank You,Thank You, But If You'll Excuse Me, My Oscar And I are gonna Hit Up The Mini-Bar.