All comics by Gabillion_Comics

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Dude, I think your mom's brownies are funny!
Um, that wasn't my mom. Wha- wah why do I feel so itchy?
And Now For The Beginning of Our Tour.......
Maaaaan. Sounds coming out of nowhere, everything is sooo iiiiitcchhhy and waaaavy and surrrrreeaal. Dude! Were so todally wiggin out!
Can't get them out of my skin!
And for all you stupid unemployed hippies, NO, YOU ARE NOT HIGH!
Dude, that means you got spiders.
Get 'em off!

 

One day the Men's Bathroom was out of order, so everyone used the Women's. Lines backed up... because, you know, women take forever in the bathroom.
One Man, Lance Fartbreak, could barely hold it. He was pushed further than any man, woman, or baby had ever been pushed before. Suddenly, his body transported him to the other side of the universe.
Holy crap I need ta pis!
Dude, I need a pis! Where's the bathroom!?!!

 

Lance. Do you think I'm Ugly?
No I just think your Fat.

 

In an alternate future.......
.....Stuck on this island when I could todally be wigging out....
I finally caught with you. Look Lance-
How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not becoming gay dude!

 

TOBOR FEEL BRIAN PAIN.
Really?
TOBOR NEEDS YOUR ARSE!
Holy Crap!
GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU. I'M CORNHOLING YOU! ASSIMALATED BIOCH!
Ahh! Run Away!

 

Is this the friggin punchline? Cause if it is your one dumbarse noob of a comic strip maker.
I CONTROL YOU BIOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Crap I can't move.
llllllllllllllllll~ FINISH HIM! ~llllllllllllllllll
Whaddid you say?

 

I'm Frosty The Snowman
And I'm Feeling Really Happy
Fuck Yeah More Kids

 

Make me prowd bradder.
'Pimpin' All Day'
'With Other Gays'
'For a dollar, I'll Pimp Anybody'
My Time Has Finally Come, time to become the self-empowering woman I was meant to be

 

'Yo, yo yo. They call me Frosty The Flash!'
Cause I like to suck Arse
Frosty, I want you.

 

Seriously, I sware, that snowman was alive. He asked me to do him maaaan.
'Frosty the Snowman! He likes to do it all. He'll do it for a buck, yes he'll suck. Just for a dollarrrrrrrrrrrr!' Lets do it Hoe. Lets do it slow. Or better yet fast cause Frosty has to go. Do kids.
Dude, that last sentence was just akward
Shut up! You and your delusions.
Dude its todally believable. I WAS NOT TODALLY WIGGIN OUT DUDE! Im Fukkin scarded dude! Ever been done by a Snowman? Sticks fukkin hurt like Fukk. Fuku were not friends anymore. Ur gay.

 

Dude. I need you to fuck my best friend.
'Frosty does all'
'Big or Small'
Shit. Lance wasn't fukking lying!
20 seconds later in a secret underground igloo........
'Frosty the Snowman, did a little nerd. Who had minnie wiener dog, and two cheese curds!'
I'm never forgiving myself for this.

 

I need ideas for comics so please message me......
I'm really tired of making comics about homosexuality......
Thank You........

 

Hi, im the author of this shit.
Why did you hafta create me Nigga
Fuck you! Stop tring to take over this strip or i'll fuck you up again bioch. Your name is Toby Bioch, and you answer to me and yo master!
Don't make me do it!
I'm gonna kill yo white arse!
Drink that shit bitch!!! Yeah fuck u!

 

Cute a squirrel
I'm gonna fuck u up bitch
Time for uncircumcised pe-

 

On my journey to Planet Earth, I had met a young developing female queen of the human species. She, as other leaders, was quite cross......
What are you looking at?
I just wanted to commend you on your finely developing breasts. Quite large for your species, indicating your superiority to other females within your society
Fuck off pervert

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