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Once upon a time, there was this dude who wanted to get laid...
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| Hello Britney Spears! Surely, you are turned on by my bitmapped pompadour, and pixelated boner? | |
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| I'm getting backshots from Justin Timberlake. Why the fuck do I need you? | |
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...and so, the quest for poontang continues.
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| My oblong dong is a whopping 400x24 pixels. Obviously, your panties are saturated? | |
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| What am I, a FAG?! Just cuz a nigga likes nuts don't mean I like dick! | |
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| Jesus...Why hath thou forsaken me? | |
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| Dude. Not for nothin...but I'm nailed to a FUCKING CROSS. I got problems of my own. | |
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