Crackpipe Deluxe: Pimpin Ain't Easy

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 7, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-07-02
Once upon a time, there was this pimp n shit...
BITCH! I ain't gon ask again. Where's my muhfuckin money, HO?
Sorry, buisness is kinda low, since I've got the CLAP, n all. Go ask Sui Ling.
About 5 minutes, and 36 seconds later...
Alright...if you don't pay me, you'll have to be removing these here hushpuppies out yo muthafuckin ass!!!
WHAT?!? Do you need a CAT scan or something? DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!
Meanwhile, in hell...
Um...do you mind lowering the heat up in this bitch? It's CRAZY hot in here.
SILENCE!!!