Crackpipe Deluxe: The Misadventures of Dave Frangella II

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 23, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-23-02
Alien robot invaders attack the earth, so you know Dave Frangella is in a world of shit right now...
I am one BAD mutherfucking robot. Prepare to be assimilated, bitch!
Somehow, I doubt that...
huh?!
I snuck in and sabotaged your mainframe by rubbing my balls on your microprocessor, blowing a load all over the circuits. Thus rendering your attack capabilities completely useless!
ARRGH!!! CURSE YOU, DAVE FRANGELLA! CURSE YOUR EVIL HEART!!!
Yeah...don't fuck with the big dawgs!