Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 24, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-24-02
Dan Edwards was feeling shitty, so he decides to escape to a place where beer flows like water...MAINSTEET.
Hey Merc, wanna go to Mainstreet?
Nah, I got my bottle of Captains...go ask Kyle.
Hey Kyle, wanna go to Mainstreet?
Nah dude, I'm still pretty drunk from this morning...and the morning before that...and the morning before that. Go ask Awad.
Hey Awad, wanna go to Mainstreet?
BZZT! BEER+MAINSTREET=FUN. FUN DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR/RETRY.