Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga II

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 24, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-24-02
Evil communist warlord, Herr Dave Frangella is furious that the Gang of Four made money within his police state... and now, REVENGE!
Awad. The Gang of Four decided to run a sucessful party, and bank all of MY profit. Seize my money, and DESTROY the Gang of Four.
AFFIRMATIVE.
and so, the menacing risk management cyborg AWAD confronts one of the illustrious Gang of Four: LANCE BOWERS!
YOU ARE GUILTY OF PROFITING WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION. DISPENSE THOSE FUNDS, OR PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.
Nigga please...I'll dispense my foot up yo ass if you don't get off my dick!
DANGER! DANGER! INITIATING SMIRNOFF DEATH ATTACK!
AAARGH!!!! DAMN YOU, AWAD!!!