Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga VI

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 24, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-24-02
Ah...the everlasting troubles of love. We find the 2 lovers, Matt Petz and that korean chic in a quarell...
SOB* I can't believe you cheated on me...with one of my own so-called brothers for christ's sake! WHY?!
I dunno. It was something to do.
You are SUCH a worthless cuntbag! I regret ever sticking my tounge in your vagina!
I regret sticking my tounge in my vagina too.
THUS: the cry for vengance is heard from around the world. Woe to those who dare oppose the wraith of Petz!!!
I SWEAR, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I WILL FIND THAT COCKSUCKER THAT BETRAYED MY TRUST, AND HE'LL FEEL THE WRAITH OF THE NUNCHUCKS!!!