Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga VII

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: February 24, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
2-24-02
So the mystery continues...WHO HOOKED UP WITH MATT PETZ'S BITCH?
Slopehead Sean, my dearest of friends...do you know who hooked up with my girl?
I'm not sure. huh huh. DEAD. But, when I see them, huh huh...DEAD!
Realizing that getting information from Sean is equivalent to talking to a brick wall, Petz continues his search...
Marcus, I want this knife removed from my back. Can you give me any info on the bastard that hooked up with my girl?
Dude...I don't fucking care. Go ask someone who pretends to give a shit, like Klemmens.
Klemmens, the Siskel of my Ebert. Do you know who the infadel was that betrayed my trust?
I'll tell you...AFTER YOU PAY THOSE DUES, MOTHERFUCKER!