Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga IX

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 2, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-02-02
Chodaboy is finally going to hook up...with a GIRL. But for each goal, lies a challenge...
Wowsers! I'm actually gonna hook up with an actual human girl!!! I'm about to spray my fucking shorts!
Not so fast, Opie. If you want to hook up with me, you gotta lick another guy's nipple first.
Are you shitting me?! WHO?
How about that stud over there?
That's fucked up...
Well, if its Joey the Guns...I guess licking his nipples for a hookup is okay.