Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga X

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 2, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-02-02
Kyle takes a minute out of his intense squedule to have a heart to heart with Joey the Guns...
Let me get this straight: you fucked a fat girl in the ass, fingered a girl on her period, and let Chodaboy lick your nipple...
Yeah? So what?
Then you fucked my sister, left an asinine message talking about moving to Florida and Disney points n shit.
What's your point?
.........you're a fuckin' FAG!
(stares) Yo, that's fucked up.