Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga XI

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 3, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-03-02
nooNAN, and Brian "Stuntcock" Wershonski have a candid conversation about candid things...
So...I heard you fucked this really disgusting pig of a girl with more clap than an auditorium last night.
No way, dude. She's hotter than hell. As a matter of fact, she's standing right over there...
Hi Brian. Just wanted to let you know that YOUR crabs gave my crabs herpes last night. Just thought you would like to know.
...dude. You are so fucking disgusting.
You're just jealous, nooNAN!