Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga XII

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 3, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-03-02
Once upon a time, Mike Van Hise and Pete Dougerty were talking about stuff...
Heard you finally got a girlfriend! Here I thought you were all gay n shit.
Yeah dude. I scored myself one fine piece of ass. There she is over there.
Hey! You guys wanna sniff my panties?
Dude...its like, negative 10 degrees out. What the fuck is the matter with her?
She ate lead paint chips when she was a kid...