Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga XIV

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: April 13, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
4-13-02
This one night, Paul and AJ were discussing tales of sexual dominance. Observe...
Guess what AJ, I FINALLY had sex last night...WITH A GIRL!!!
Bullshit! How'd you pull that feat off?
Well...it went a little like this...
...so yeah, you'll be knee deep tossing Noelle's salad. All you have to do is give me your soul.
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, MISTER!
...and the rest is history.
.....I always thought you were a tool before, Paul...but GOD-DAMN!