Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Sage XV. TOOL WARS

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: April 13, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
4-13-02
Remember when Bastow threw that Phi Kap out of the house? That shit was funny, right? Well, not to some people...Awad and Slopehead Sean devise a plan of action...
Bastow has made an unauthorized diplomatic transaction. The regime wishes immidiate termination to the carbon-based lifeform known as Bastow.
huh huh...DEAD. He's fucking dead...huh huh...ASA mixer this Thursday...huh huh...DEAD!
Meanwhile, at the Deathstar commonly known as Mansion 7...
What is thy bidding, my master?
There is a great disturbance in the Tool-Force. Destroy this menace before people begin to actually think our fraternity is cool.
Um...plot line does not compute. What does this have to do with Bastow?
Hell if I know...Gabe needs an excuse to start another story arc. Fucking crackhead...