Crackhead Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga XVI. TOOL WARS

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: April 13, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
4-13-02
With the developing terror at hand, Princess Leroy asks R2DTool to deliver a message to the ancient Redi Obi-Gabe Kenberti
Hey Obi-Gabe! Princess Leroy needs your help to stop the Tool-Menace. Will you help the rebelion?
In the name of Weed, Beast, and Bitches everywhere...I shall. Let us gather some troops n shit.
So, the rebels seek aid from the best pilot in the galaxy: Hohn Masiolo and his trusty ship the Millenium S-2000...
Yo Hohn...I'm sick of these fucking tools turning this galaxy into the fucking Newman Club. Let's take this shit back to the people!
Yeah...I guess. Let's hit this grav bong first, dude.
3 cyphers, and several whooping coughs later, the troops are ready to take off, but not without Hohn Masiolo's trusty sidekick...
Hey Toothbacca, quit playing with your gay pride Volkswagon, and get my hyperdrive ready,bitch! Get me some papers too, while you're at it.
GRRWWAAARR!!!