FTC 36: Ta-ta to Tabloid Trash

Author: Gabu

Date: May 26, 2004

by Gabu
5-26-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Actually, I fired the reporter because everyone hated his retarded stories. You're both fired too.