TITTIES: Fight Club

Author: Gabu

Date: June 2, 2004

by Gabu
6-02-04
Coming in October 2004...
I am depressed and lonely! To allay this I go to as many self-help groups as I can.
I love you.
...the brand new remastering of the deepest movie of 1999, "Fight Club"...
You're depressed? No problem! I'll just beat the shit out of you. That'll make it better.
Yay! I feel alive again!
..."An Overly Pretentious Movie That Makes No Sense Covered By Its Being Called Philosophical".
Then he wanted to blow up some buildings and I didn't want to but then I realized that we were the same person so I killed myself and that killed him and now everything's okay.
I love you.