Madam Banjo: Robo revised

Author: GadaffiDuck

Date: March 27, 2012

by GadaffiDuck
3-27-12
Nurse Banjo is trying to get a rise (don't go there) out of your favourite writer, the pig...
Right...Have you seen my 'wee' man?
You really are disgusting...I'm not even looking (where's my human canary, Jack???)
Nurse Banjo will not take no for an answer (for in Madam Banjo's world, 'No' frequently is not understood or simply means 'yes'...
You like inventions...it's a robot..nothing to be afraid of , little pig...
Oh wow...a proper robot? That's fantastic...show me!
Poor pig...or is it? Luckily, your writer found his human canary just in time...
Must destroy the pig...
I'm not a pig..I'm Jack...I'm not a canary...why do I always end up dismembered...