Madam Banjo: If you go down on the Tiger Woods today...

Author: GadaffiDuck

Date: March 28, 2012

by GadaffiDuck
3-28-12
Nurse Banjo has wrested control of the fractured personalities and is still on the golf course
Hellooooo....Tiger! I think we should do a few holes together...
Arghghhhhhhh
Nurse Banjo's rep precedes him/her/it...and Tiger wants none of it
So, live up to your surname then, do you?
Please leave me alone..if the ex hears, she'll kill me...
Too late for you Tiger! Your Nordic Princess has heard, and while still in shock over your outrageous flirting with a ropey old trannie...exacts vengeance..
Golf Club to the head?
Beats Banjo to the bottom!