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by Gagra
1-19-04
Wow, I never noticed Steph's breasts before.
Better look away before she catches me staring.
I gotta go find some hand lotion.
Why isn't he looking at my breasts? Maybe I need more padding.

 

by Gagra
1-20-04
Why do girls always play games?
What do you mean?
Well I liked this girl, and I thought she liked me, but then after 2 weeks of talking to her I find out she has a boyfriend.
Maybe she was just being friendly, sometimes girls have guys as friends.
If I had anymore girls as friends I'd be on Will and Grace...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat ice cream till I puke.

 

by Gagra
1-21-04
This is so amazing...just sitting here, staring into his eyes...*sigh*
I wonder if the Leafs won?
Right now I feel so connected to him..like we're on the same page in some beautiful book.
I can't believe Mogilny is out for a month...
I Love you James.
I'm gonna go watch Sportscentre, k babe?

 

by Gagra
1-22-04
Girls say they have all the pressure to look a certain way...
Wow Karen looks really good today.
Mike is kinda cute...but really skinny.
Even with her flaws, she's still perfect to me.
And what is the deal with those polka dots? I mean come on.
...but who are we kidding?
She's smart, funny, caring...I'm going to ask her out.
Mike's funny, smart, and caring...I need to find me a big bad jackass.

 

by Gagra
1-23-04
What if...
...20 people are feared dead...In other news: Men now understand women.
...men actually understood women...
In a recent ten minute study, scientists claim that a man successfully guessed what a woman was thinking 9 out of 10 times...
...spontaneous combustion perhaps?
Hey Jess, did you hear that? I finally get you!
That's...not...possible...!

 

by Gagra
1-25-04
How does one go from friends...
...to "more" than friends?
Some pixie dust and one hell of a wizard.
We work magic...
...not miracles.

 

by Gagra
1-27-04
Y'know...strip poker really is a deadly game of cat and mouse.
On one hand, girls are getting undressed. On the other hand, so am I.
Thing is, if the house is cold it makes things a lot smaller for me...I just can't afford to lose.
I feel ya man. Mine goes inside of me when I stand up.

 

by Gagra
1-28-04
Hey Gabe, what's with the suit?
Oh, I'm just trying to clone the perfect woman.
*hick* Who's leg do you have to hump to get another drink around here? *hick*
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Definite improvement.
I'm hoping the next one won't be able to speak at all.

 

by Gagra
1-30-04
So there I am getting my Desert Combat on, and Carol's all like:
You never pay attention to me anymore, all you do is play that stupid game! Either it goes or I go!
So what did you say?
Nothing, you know how hard it is to fly those helicopters.

 

by Gagra
1-30-04
Girls just don't understand us guys and our need for gaming...
I hear ya bro.
...like I understand that they NEED to shop, so I'll tag along when she goes.
That's very generous of you.
I like to think so. But she says that it's a rule that guys have to feign interest in girl stuff, but girls don't have to do the same.
Ah, rule 237 - A in the dating handbook...my ex gave me a copy after I said that Leonardo DiCaprio was gay.

 

by Gagra
2-02-04
Another beautiful sunset...
I was, uh, wondering if you wanted to, um, go out sometime...?
I dunno, we're such good friends right now, and I don't want to lose that...
...I mean you're good looking, and funny...and smart. But I just don't know, I've been hurt in the past and I'm afraid for it to happen again...
Another rambling excuse.
Whatever happened to plain old "Fuck no..."?
It's not you, it's me, I hope you understand, I'm just...

 

by Gagra
2-05-04
I don't understand why I can't meet a nice, normal, *single* girl.
Maybe it's not your time yet. Everything happens for a reason. It's...
If you say "It's fate" one more time, I'm leaving.
...
...it's meant to be.

 

by Gagra
1-17-05
It's just you and me out here. No one around for miles, and we have three days to spend together...alone.
Yea, it is...this was such a great idea!
I'm gonna get some...I'm gonna get some...
Dammit I'm missing Amazing Race!

 

by Gagra
1-18-05
Heya trashcan Jim, how's it going?
Shut the fuck up, how's about that?
Why are you always so mean?
Bitch I live in a FUCKING TRASHCAN!

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