In the year 4073: Chapter V

Author: Garenn

Date: July 24, 2006

by Garenn
7-24-06
...Then in the year 3047, they attempted to solve the urban sprawl problem by an ill-fated project to populate Antarctica. But they severely underestimated the penguin resistance, the 'Krill Faction'.
AH!
WAK WAK WAK GRRRRRR!
Later, a wannabe goth boy and a comic book geek formulated a plan to save the Earth by heading spaceward...
Life is pain...
Fools! I have already gone to the bathroom fifteen minutes ago! Haw!
Yet in that same year, nobody could have predicted the Space Civil War! The Confederates returned with a vengeance to destroy humanity. It was a surprise as everyone thought the KKK would start stuff.
I'll win this for Earth!
We can't go back, it's too polluted!