Here's one I made earlier...

Author: Garshaw

Date: September 19, 2001

by Garshaw
9-19-01
MAKE ME A HC!
No Smarty.
DO IT!
No. Go away, you're not a member any more Smarty. We don't like you.
I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Much as I would enjoy that I can't let you. Ok: Here is how you make a HC: Take two cups of flour. Add 100ml of water and a pinch of sug....