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by Gat
12-25-09
Suddenly the Demon/Goat/Dog/Hill Billy/ Dragon Lunged at Stickman, but his was Bashed in by his Hammer.
What the Heck...?
I'll Eat Your Flesh!
Stickman was able to find the Board Room he made his escape and jumped out the Window, he landed succesfully on a random Giant pillow.
Run Away!
Do that, and i'll Nail your head in.
Next Time: Bacon Man Vs Stick Man!
BACON!
I AM BACON!

 

by Gat
12-25-09
Suddenly, Stickman Punched Bacon Man Head, This enrages him, he goes to goes to his super grease form A.K.A Super Bacon Man!
Uh...Why the Heck, Did you just Blow up the city?
City Not Greasy Enough! Me Eat Weird Man's Flesh because you not Greasy!
Stickman Just Hit's Bacon Man with his Hammer, But there's no effect, Bacon Man Fires a Wave of Grease at Stick Man, But Stick Man Edvades it, and Hits off a Chunk of Bacon Man.
Did You Just Sweat so Hard you got Greasier and Stronger?
Uh...Me Kill You Now! You No Deserve to Live without Grease! I in Bacon Block! The Lair where every thing is greasy! Except Humans! Muwahahahaha!
Bacon Man Breaks the Fourth Wall!
How Ya Like Meh Now?
Why Would Bacon Want to be eaten by you? This fight is Making no sense! Why don't we just get to the Plot of the Comic?

 

by Gat
12-25-09
Master! Master Dex!
What Slave?
The Plot?
Stick Man is Fighting the Bacon Block Leader Bacon Man!
Put it on the Screen!
The Plot? There's a Plot?!
Man, Your Pretty Tough, Your Fist of Bacon Attack is as good as my Fist of the Hammer!
Yeah, What about the Plot again? Oh Yeah! Now that i have my Brain back, i Heard Dex The Master Talking about you being the "Chosen One" Ooo! Ooo! I Think the Plot is to Defeat Dex and can i join you?

 

by Gat
12-25-09
Ahhh! Big Words! They Hurt!
Um...Okay, Sure.
Then let us Commence with our Journey!
Where the Heck are we now?
No Idea!
Hm The Letter Says: "I Will Turn into a Vampire and Kill you From Bat that sent Message. ...........Oh Crud.
RA!

 

by Gat
12-25-09
The Vampire flew at Stick Man but he was hit in the mouth a hammer.
Um...a Vampire? I Think you got the Wrong Comic.
No! You Just Broke the Fourth Wall! You will Pay!
The Vampire Flies at Stick Man and bites him......Only to know he doesn't have any teeth.
Super Fist of the Hammer! Break Your Teeth!
My First Fang...Nooooo...Eh, Screw it, Let's get this over with! Super Fist of the Fangs!
Bacon Man Sends The Vampire away with sun light, melting him into dust.
Seriously Dude, Your in the wrong Comic.
But-

 

by Gat
12-26-09
So Far Bacon Block and D Block have been Defeated!
Hey! A Wall! It Just appeared out of no where? But this Comic makes no sense at all so this is our ticket out of this Heck Hole!
Yeah! By the way the Vampire we just defeated was Count Dracula he was the Leader of D Block.
Mime Man Charges at Stick Man.
How did that snow get here? Ahhh! I Hate Emo's!
Im a Mime, Idiot! I Am the Leader of Mime Block! You will never defeat Master Dex! Super Fist of the Silence! Im Mime Man! Raaaaaa!
Mime Man is Beaten by Stick Man Easily! Another Member? To Be Continued...
Im Stick Man! Raaaaaaaa!
Ow....Darn it, I Hate this Job, Screw it, can i join you?

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Um, Okay...(To Himself) Man, Bacon Man hardly get's any screen time...
Thanks, The Next Boss is over by those rocks or mountain or whatever!
Holy Crap! It's a Demon! Just like that Dex Dude! Super Fist of the Hammer!
Me Transform!
Huh? Where the Heck am i? Oh Crap, it's one of Dex's Servants.
I Will Bring you three to my Master Dex, and you will all be terminated!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Right Now...
Yes, The Chosen One, and his Pesky Little Friends Time to Obliterate You into Dust! Super Fist of the Demon!
Super Fist of the Hammer!
Suddenly, Bacon Man Jumps into Stick Man's Body, and they make a new person.
My Head...
HAHAHAHA! NOW! YOU WILL DIE!
The End? To Be Continued...
Cool! Im Stick Clango Bacon Man! Robot Oblierator!!!
Nooooooo!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
WHAT 9000?! IT'S BROKEN!!
Hahaha! Im Stronger! I See that your Power Level is only a Mere 3,500!
Your Power Level It's....It's....OVER 9000!!!!
Dex Isn't the Master? What's wrong with this Comic?
Uh...Okay, this place AGAIN?
This place....okay screw it im not the Master and im not telling you who it is!
The Dex saga is finished, To Be Continued... oh and they Defused.
Then what's the Point of this Comic? The Heroes have to know who the Master is!
Yeah Dex, That means this whole fusion thing was pointless! Oh well, let's continue on with you journey!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
This comic is getting weird.
So, were off...and i have no idea where we are going!
Me either, So let's go wherever the heck we want!
So this mean's Stick Man would be 27 by now, Bacon Man is 23 and the other guy is 19.
So, is this an Indian Land? There Guests in America aren't they? They've been around since 2055? It is 2056 hear you know that right?
Yeah....Oh Crap! I Just remembered this is where Indian Chefs plan to bake bacon! They've been after me since 2037!
Bacon Man Fires Bacon at The Indian Chef but The Chef Holds Him down, To Be Continued...This Comic is still Getting Really Weird
Ahhh! i must kill Him Before he kills me! Super Fist of the Bacon!
Hey! It's that Bacon i wanted to try out, He's huge! Let's Cook'em! Super Fist of the Kitchen! Heating the Stove!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Bacon Man turns to Super Bacon Man and Fires a Grease Beam at The Chef bearly hurting him.
Kill Him! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Super Fist of the Bacon Super Grease Form!
Oh Crud.
Mime Man throws an Invisible Anvile as it does....Nothing.
Super Fist of the Mime! Invisible Anvil!
Crap! I Hate you People!
Here's My New Attack! Welcome to Stick Man World!
Pretty Colors!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Ooo, Pretty Colors! Oh, Yeah, Stickman Hit's The Indian Chef with his Hammer.
Welcome to Stick Man World! You Can do whatever you want here or just run amok!
Uh, This Place is to Hippy!
He was Weak! Fourth Wall Break!
Had Enough?
I Hate this Stupid Comic! (Falls Over Dead)
This Chef may Look beaten and battered but he'll be back!
Look's Like He's Down and out!
Yeah Let's go the Next Place!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Suddenly, Stick Man, Bacon Man and Mime Man are Slung down, so Stick Man and Bacon Man Fuse Again!
What the...How the Heck did we get here?
Hahahaha! I am Ice Man Leader of F Block!
OVER 9000 AGAIN?!?! Oh, Right, Clango Man Jumps in and Kicks Ice Man's Head off, then suddenly they defuse and Indian Chef appears.
Hahaha! Im Back to my Fusion i'll Rename it Clango Man!
What...IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
The Group Now is, Stick Man, Bacon Man, Mime Man and Indian Chef! To Be Continued...
Um, this might sound weird But can i Join you?
Um Yeah, Okay now we Have Four to our Group!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Fusion Time! Mime Man, Bacon Man and Stick Man Fuse.
What the heck?! Ahhh Feet for ears!
I Am The Leader of Weird Block!
Cthulhu beats the Crud out of The Thing and beats him to a Pulp.
Hahaha! I Am Stick Bacon Cthulhu Mime Man!
This Comic is Seriously getting weird...
Fusion Vs Transformation!
Had Enough you Demented Freak?
I Have Transformed to Alien Dude!

 

by Gat
12-26-09
Were outside and we just defused and you transformed again.
Yeah!
The Red Robot Explodes from Yelling Bacon.
Bacon Beam!
I Wanna Eat some BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
To Be Continued...
That was weird.
To the Next Place!

 

by Gat
12-27-09
DON'T EAT ME!
Oh Crap! How did we get ZOMBIES After Us?!
Those aren't zombies! There oh yeah they are zombies!
Stickman hit's the Zombie in the Head knocking it's head off, and all of the other zombies dissapear.
Um, Don't eat my Flesh? Screw this, Eat Hammer!
Me eat You! Me no want Hammer!
How did we get here?
I Dunno!

 

by Gat
7-27-10
...Did a few months pass or is it just me?
...Is it me or does it seem like a long time has passed?
I...don't know.
...I think it's me.
And what's with that weird temple thingy?
...You sound like an immature child.
...OR IS IT???
OR DO I???
...Oooo...kay....Let's just go inside.

 

by Gat
7-27-10
Fourth Wall Break!
...Is it me, or is this comic starting to make sense?
Yeah, this is weird. And we used to have horrible grammar. WHAT THE HELL HAS THE AUTHOR DONE TO US?!?!
OH GOD. A-An actual person...!
Ah, I've been expecting you. There's someone waiting for you inside.
Next time: Final Fight of Finality.
Who are you...???
Hahahaha...I have been expecting you. I am the leader of the Demons. Dragonia. Now, ENTER MY WORLD!!

 

by Gat
7-27-10
...Nothing to say.
W-What is this place?! It's covered with lava...
Welcome to my domain. This is Hell.
Nope, still nothing.
HELL?! Forget that, let's finish this meaningless fight!!
Not so fast boy. I want to figh your friends first. I need a warm up. Hey, Bacon Man, you're first!
DAMMIT AUTHOR.
Heat does not affect me, now let's-
BAH! *burns Bacon Man with fire* ...What do you know, that knocked all of you out...hahaha...

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