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by Gazzura
8-02-03
Redd Talks To KangaKilla About The "Demon" He Killed..
He was the STRONGEST, meanest Demon ever! And i killed him!
Yea, Whatever..
Redd Talks To KangaKilla About The "Demon" He Killed..
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Redd Talks To KangaKilla About The "Demon" He Killed..
It's the stronest ant i've ever seen, anyway..
Oh, p*** off..

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
On the fields of Jaddlesworth hig school, Redd stares at KillGirl
What ARE you looking at?
Wow!
Well?
Go out with me!
No, never!
Gimmie your thongs then!

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
I don't want to go through this again! Get me down!
ONLY IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH!
Alright! I got down myself and escaped to India and came back saying I rose from Heaven!
WHY, THOUGH?!?!
I like curries, you happy?!
Eww..

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Cherie Blair is watching TV...
As Saddam Hussien is nearly captured, Tony Blair and Cherie Blair were seen in America buying clothes..
That's not me! He's cheating on me with somebody else!
Back to the main headlines..
He's the prime f****** minister and he's without me, someone would of noticed!
And a child was found dead in London..
Wait.. Oh, yea, it is me, i just remembered.. I'm a human, not a pokemon...

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
BlackDude is lurking around in his basement..
Wow.. I've never realised how many brilliant junk is in my basement!
My old lunchbox, my paintings, my guitar, and look..
Saddam's weapons of mass destruction!!

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
At a comedy show..
Time for a funny man i met in the pub last week, give it up for Magik Manno!
While Manno was saying a joke, someone in the audience shouted..
Get off the stage!
Hi, I'm Manno... Umm... Let's start off.. What's brown and sticky?
At 10 Downing Street..
A Stick... Umm... Thank you, goodnight..
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... I Don't F****** get it..

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Jake was a bit bored..
Wow.. She is hot!
Nice ass, nice face, hair and big breasts! NICE LEGS!
Oh, it's a clothes shop, no wonder they kept them on..

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Cherie Blair looks at whats on TV In 10, Downing Street..
Next on Sky 1, The Simpsons.
The Simpsons?! HMPH!
....The Simpsons...
Im turning over, I want something.. something more mature and more adult..
Next today is Pokemon, so stay tuned..
YES!! POKEMON IS COMING ON, COME ON TONY, STOP WASTING TIME WITH THAT YANKEE BUSH GUY, AND WATCH POKEMON WITH ME!

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Mik gets told off for holding a hammer by Mr Shakkamato..
Hammers need special care, Mik, never do anything with that hammer. You could hurt yourself! So don't hurt anyone or USE that hammer ever again! Because if you do, I'll report you to the police!
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Can I go now?

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Butcha has finally got his build-it-yourself robot kit and is delighted..
aHH.. My kit! "The Killer Robot 67400XVW".. Sounds OK..
I Can't wait till my robot is finished! I will RULE THE WOLRD! MWUHAHAHAHAHA
... Maybe when i find out what a robot IS.. I'll just build it anyway

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Butcha tries to build the robot..
"Step 1: Attach Arms To The Upper Body Of The Robot"
10 minutes later...
....?
"Step 2: Put Body On Legs"..

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
After 32 Hours, Butcha has finished making the robot
"You have finished making your robot, enjoy!".. Alright..
Shut up.
I AM ROBOTSA, I AM PROGRAMMED TO KILL, DESTROY AND HELP MY MASTER.
Let's go and kill then, Robotsa!
AFTER I FINISHED URINATING.

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
Robotsa closes in on the enemy
I wonder if anyone is behind me..
MUST WAIT FOR RIGHT TIME..
Damn.. Wait..
DO NOT ESCAPE! YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT! HA HA HA!
An hour later..
Where's my mate Devilla? He's the red dude?.. WHERE IS HE?!??!
I KINDA ATE HIM.. I WAS HUNGRY, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE FOR A ROBOT!

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
The Creation Of Robotso..
Im going to kill more people, you and Robotso, when he is finally made, will go to the alley where i first made you, ok?
OK, SEE YOU THERE.
THANK F*** HE'S GONE, I HATE HIM, JUST ME AND ROBTSO WILL RULE THE WORLD! HA HA HA!
An hour later..... As you can see, Robotsa and Robotso are very alike, arnt they?
ME AND YOU WILL RULE THE WORLD, ROBOTSO! HA HA HA! LETS GO!
AFTER I FINISHED URINATING.

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
A typical Schoolnight (For Me And Me Mates Anyway)
Did you fart?
Yep.

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
What happens when a bad show has come back
Hey, how come you're hammering a nail into your skull, man?
Fame Acadamy's back on

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
At a meeting..
**Moans**
I WANT TO SEE YOU LOT WORKING EXTRA HARD OR I'LL HAVE YOU CRUSHED INTO LITTLE METAL CUBES!
**Moans A Bit More**
NOW GO BACK TO WORK BAFORE I FIRE THE LOT OF YOU!!
Heil Mein Fuhrer!

 

by Gazzura
8-02-03
In the morning, when they both wake up..
I just had one of those recurring dreams!
Did you dream you were flying?
No!.. I dreamt I'd booked with British Airways!

 

by Gazzura
8-03-03
So confused..
What the fuck are you supposed to be?

 

by Gazzura
8-03-03
WW2..
At that point, i could not be a soldier, but a dead man..
GET THE FUCK OFF THE SCREEN!
An Hour Later
WW2 Is Over...I shall not forget it
PUT SOMETHING BETTER ON
10 Mins Later
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!! HA HA HA
Fuck This

 

by Gazzura
8-03-03
Father Cunningham talks to Ian in his workplace..
Hello..Lord... Can i have a moment of you time?
Certainly
I just need to ask a question, is that alright, sir?
Of course, ask away
I seem to have lost my condom last night, have you seen one around here?
Sorry, i used it with a 7 year old kid named Pete.. Whoops...

 

by Gazzura
8-03-03
The cop stops an old woman
I didnt steal that car.. It was that van.. I mean it, please dont nick me!
I also killed that man ten minutes ago, the bastard!
All I wanted to know where the doughnut place is around here.. But you're nicked now lady!
HELP, IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!! GET OFF ME, YOUNG MAN!

 

by Gazzura
8-13-03
IT'S MR STINKY BUTT!
SMOKE ME!
What The..?.. A Talking Cigerette?
SMOKE ME! GIVE IN!
Alrite, This World Is Fucked Up..
Whoops, Sorry, Dont Kill Yourself!
FUCK YOU!

 

by Gazzura
9-21-03
Hehe, dont be offended..
Hey, look.. Humans!
Try talking to them, Pocco!
Hello! Stupid Monkey Ass-Biting Pricks! Ha..You Freeky, Food-Eating Beached Narwals! Ha!
These Prick Scare Me.. Time For My Magic Trick!
Yoohoo! Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkies!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!. Look At Noon, She Disappeared!!
Ta-Da!

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