Bored As Muck

Author: Gazzura

Date: August 3, 2003

by Gazzura
8-03-03
The cop stops an old woman
I didnt steal that car.. It was that van.. I mean it, please dont nick me!
I also killed that man ten minutes ago, the bastard!
All I wanted to know where the doughnut place is around here.. But you're nicked now lady!
HELP, IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!! GET OFF ME, YOUNG MAN!