God Lives In Vegas

Author: General_Whitey

Date: January 30, 2003

by General_Whitey
1-30-03
Ashley finally gets an answer to a question that has been bugging her ever since she left the cult.
I AM GOD! BEHOLD ME! ASK ME ONE QUESTION!
A question, a question....Um. OH! Where do you live?
You're kidding right?
Um... no?
...Vegas. I room with an Elvis impersonator,
I knew it. Jacob owes me $20.