Dude, what is wrong with you?!

Author: Generic_Anonymity

Date: August 21, 2003

Dude, the power's out!
Yeah, here, too...
So, umm, exactly how are we chatting?
Duh, the computers don't run on electricity.
... What?
A computer runs on the energy emitted by your soul...slowly draining out every last drop....Luckily, it's not painful at all!