You...Have.......Problems. Many problems.

Author: Generic_Anonymity

Date: August 21, 2003

I'm going to prove once and for all that the computer runs on your soul.
Jared beats himself in the head, but relents.
... fine, how?
Would you agree that the devil probably has a reason to want souls?
... I, uh, guess?
And the devil is evil, am I right? Of course! So, evil uses soul energy. And computers...are...