Like, omg!

Author: Generic_Anonymity

Date: September 7, 2003

Gary! You here man?
Downstairs, Jared!
So..um..you were wrong?
That's besides the point.
So..what's up?
Computers really are eating our souls. I came down here to charge the generator, but it was full and unused. The generator bot says the computers were using an alternate power source - soul energy.