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| President to be Bill Clinton beat Bush today in what can only be dubbed a humiliating defeat. We suspect that Bush may be waiting for the media to die down in a prison aboard a sinking turkish ship. | |
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| Thank you for that oddly specific announcement Jim -- in other news... | |
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| No it's NOT! I've got to get Clinton back someway... but how? I'll be too old to run next time... | |
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| Maybe if we could get whatever president comes after Clinton to blame all of America's problems on him... if only there were some way to -- I don't know George ... double you? | |
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| I've got the perfect plan... | |
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