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| We now go live on location to presidential hopeful John Kerry, who has surprisingly accepted a cruise from President George Bush. | |
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| Thanks, Jim. I'm now on the ship, which has full Turkish bath facilities. | |
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| At first I thought this whole thing was a ploy to get me off the campaign trail, but I figured, it was probably just a nice gesture. | |
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| Hi, Mr. Kerry. A secret admirer would like to buy you a Turkish, um, "bath." The card simply reads, "You've been Bushwhacked." | |
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| I was wondering why "bath" had been written in in crayon. At least I'll be out of here in a week... | |
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