De Turkish Plight

Author: Geniu$

Date: April 15, 2004

by Geniu$
4-15-04
Somewhere in the Adriatic, the population of a Turkish prison-ship is made up of upper-crust smack addicted English gentlemen.
I say, Portillo my arse! I do believe we are sinking Stanley.
Do we have time to save the hookah?
No but never mind, she wasn't much of a lookah. Ha ha ha what!
Oh how I shall miss our prison banter Lord Tarquin.
You know, I'm starting to think it was a damn fool idea to dig that tunnel.
Be a chap and chew through my ankles, this ball and chain will play merry hell with my backstroke.