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by Gigalo_joe
11-23-03
At a childrens party Peppy pulls up a member of the very young audience
Hello little girl, today we are going to perform a very special trick with mr puppet, can you give me a hand?
A few moments later...
So you've got that? you have to stroke mr puppet here until he stands to full attention, and then throttle him until he throws up
fuck

 

by Gigalo_joe
11-23-03
So tell me, whats a young, innocent yet supple young girl like you doing in a sleazy motel room like this?
I wander if he has any kids?

 

by Gigalo_joe
11-23-03
In a dark back alley somewhere near New Jersey...
...no so really, you've never played 'adult twister' after downing a bottle of Jack Daniels and using lots of water based lubricant?
Hang on, I think i have some vasline here somewhere...
Gotta start wearing gloves

 

by Gigalo_joe
11-23-03
Yea, so like I said, it just sort of split.

 

by Gigalo_joe
11-23-03
Our hero is trapped on a crashing plane somewhere over Florida
Look, little boy, lets just chance it and jump out together
Jesus Christ! how lucky was that? By some meraculous chance we just plunged 30, 000 feet only to land unscathed in these bushes. Now lets take off our clothes to see if we have broken anything
...so officer, thats how I ended up in the middle of a field with a fourteen year old boy

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