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| Elvis Presley was better than John Lennon because he was socially conscious. He became an agent of law enforcement to aid the war on drugs. | |
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| Weren't the badges just for show? | |
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| And wasn't he hopped up on pills and said that "drugs" only applied to heroin, not marijuana. | |
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| I learned from a very reliable source that Elvis was not a drug user, on the contrary, he just had really bad migraines. | |
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| Wasn't that a prescription migraine relief website? | |
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