America is like a plastic peach

Author: Glakken

Date: July 24, 2004

by Glakken
7-24-04
I like you, Santa. You represent what makes this country great.
The spirit of giving, merriment, and love for your fellow man?
No, rewarding Christian surburbanite children with worthless trinkets in exchange for maintenance of orthodoxy.
Er... sounds a bit Orwellian. And I don't think that's what I'm about.
Nonsense, Orwell is an unperson. People who never existed can't write.