Thou shalt not commit adultery

Author: GlazeYaDeadDonut

Date: May 23, 2003

Fo give me fatha fo I hav sinned.
Oh really?
I have commited adultery with anotha dead homie. I is gay and a hoe.
I think the lord can forgive you for that.
Oh dat is great news fatha, do you think I should quit my job while I is at it?
Hmm... Step into my confessional and we will "discuss" your repentance.