Thou shalt not steal

Author: GlazeYaDeadDonut

Date: May 23, 2003

Buisness is slow afta da word got out about me n da priest. I thought all dat free advertising would hav been good fo buisness.
Yo witch! Is you lookin' fo a dead homie to giv yo pleasure?
Actually I am looking for a spy to bring down my arch nemisis AnyBoner Thriller, I heard you could help steal his prized azaleas.
Well dis job ain't payin' shit. I guess I can work fo you.
You can ride there on my broom, but in this line of work you'd be used to riding sticks wouldn't you?