All comics by Gman

 

In the name of the father by Gman 10-10-02
Bless me father... I've been having impure homosexual thoughts... It's quite natural, my child, for youth's minds to wander from what is "normal" to, oh shall we say, over the rainbow.	Mind if I stand? Last night I acted on my emotions and had anal sex, and I'm in a little pain. You've come to the right place, I can make it so your bottom never hurts again.	Really, how? Get on your knees BITCH!!!!!

 

Kangaroos talk shit, but can't back it up. by Gman 10-14-02
Gimme some of your Kool-Aid, motherfucker!!!! The last kangaroo that talked shit to me wound up on my BBQ grill.	Who you trying to get crazy with ese, don't you know I'm loco?!? Look bitch, I'ma give you three seconds before I cook yo mutha fuckin punk ass!	THREE SECONDS LATER -SIZZLE- -SIZZLE- -SIZZLE- Damn, these 'Roo burgers are the shit.

 

How the Dinosaurs really died by Gman 10-21-02
. . . so my bitch caught me with the little trick from down the street. You mean Dina? The hooker with the fat tail? Right on, Tops!	So now my bitch wants a divorce! This will ruin me in every way possible. On top of that, it hurts when I pee. I've always wanted to fuck the shit outta Dina, I bet she takes it up the ass. Hey so does she swallow?	I think I'm going to kill myself Is that. . . . . . . Hey Dina, wow, you're looking good! Hey listen, come on over to my house tonight, I've got something I'd like to show you.

 

Blue Turkey by Gman 11-22-02
This girl is gonna eat me for Thanksgiving. Hey bird, I wanna eat you!	I thought you were supposed to be Asian? Asians don't eat no turkey. Asian, Indian, whatever. The point is, I want you in me.	Nah, too easy. I wish he'd offer to fuck me, I am so down with that beastiality stuff

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