In the name of the father

Author: Gman

Date: October 10, 2002

by Gman
10-10-02
Bless me father... I've been having impure homosexual thoughts...
It's quite natural, my child, for youth's minds to wander from what is "normal" to, oh shall we say, over the rainbow.
Mind if I stand? Last night I acted on my emotions and had anal sex, and I'm in a little pain.
You've come to the right place, I can make it so your bottom never hurts again.
Really, how?
Get on your knees BITCH!!!!!