All comics by Goatman

 

by Goatman
8-09-03
*stare*
*stare*
*stare*
*stare*
*glare*
Oh god! It burns!!

 

by Goatman
8-09-03
I can't really be here, you know?
A snowball's chance in hell? You know?
I'm melting.
Got a butterfinger?

 

by Goatman
8-09-03
Josh! I just ordered us some hookers!
Sweet.
She said she can't wait to fuck like rabbits.
Cool.
Are you gonna show me inside?
I think i'm gonna be sick...

 

by Goatman
8-10-03
We come here today to mourn to our stripcreator dumbass, he never made one funny comic, but damn..
He knew how to bring a tad bit of laffs.
Joey 2003-2003
Alright, can I have my butterfinger now?
No.

 

by Goatman
8-10-03
Oh my head... what the hell happened? Oh god my hands look like their stone!!
Oh hell.
Bite me.

 

by Goatman
8-10-03
Can you tell me were i'm at?
Mama, no!
What the hell?
*crys*
What the hell our you doing with my penis?
Slice, dice, chop it right off!

 

by Goatman
8-10-03
That hurt. Now what are you doing and where am I?
Yeah thats a hard one.
Are you rating my penis?!
What? No, of course not.
Tune in TOMORROW kids to see next episode of The adventures of Bob and his penis:enter the wang. Where our hero finds out where he's at and how he got there!!
What are you doing now?
Mama, no!

 

by Goatman
8-11-03
Can you tell me where i'm at?
Ass penis chop it off.
And why do you keep doing that?
Slice dice chop it right off.
Mama, no!

 

by Goatman
8-11-03
Alright you're accepted into our city, ASS TOWN.
Pretty colors off the rainbow, bite my ass!!
Alright then.
Oh take me down, to funky town. Kick my ass!!

 

by Goatman
8-11-03
Ah, now looking back I think I know why i'm here, it's something evil, something ugly.... a came to my girl freind's house with no pants on!!! Oh No!
I got my ass kicked so hard that I flew into some portal.
And here I am with some badly drawn guy stareing at my penis.
You smell good.

 

by Goatman
8-11-03
Ah, now looking back I think I know why i'm here, it's something evil, something ugly.... a came to my girl freind's house with no pants on!!! Oh No!
I got my ass kicked so hard that I flew into some portal.
And here I am with some badly drawn guy stareing at my penis.
You smell good.

 

by Goatman
8-11-03
Ah, now looking back I think I know why i'm here, it's something evil, something ugly.... a came to my girl freind's house with no pants on!!! Oh No!
I got my ass kicked so hard that I flew into some portal.
And here I am with some badly drawn guy stareing at my penis.
You smell good.

 

by Goatman
8-12-03
You know those comics that suck, but you sit there and read them all night and day?
I choose Shitfaceunclefucker's comics.
I'm gonna pound my head in my computer now.

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