Crush it!

Author: Godhand

Date: March 7, 2002

by Godhand
3-07-02
Anyways, back to the "real" story...
My mailbox sucks. I wish it didn't exist.
That can be arranged.
Why the Hell did you do that to my mailbox, you bastard!?!
Hey, you said that you didn't want it anymore. I merely kicked it down and stomped on it for my personal entertainment.
Oh yeah. Want some Doritos?
Sure.