Welcome To The Daily News

Author: GoldfishMinge

Date: August 4, 2003

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
At the Daily News Centre, deep in the South Pacific.
Hello and welcome to the Daily News. I am Goldfish, and this is Minge.
Yes, hello, and now we will have the X-Hippie feature, inwhich we exterminate hippies! Mwahahaha!
Wait, I thought the Government scrapped the feature after numerous complaints?
Yes, but they gave me permission to bring it back! Mwahahaha!
Boss, has Minge taken his Ritalin yet? Boss?
Mwahahaha! Die all hippies! Kill them all!